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priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

(via yelled)

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

(Source: drinklust, via chasinglife-grenna)

(Source: dianekrugers, via chasinglife-grenna)

elegancea:

Sometimes, the best way to not get your heart broken is to act like you don’t have one. 

(via yelled)

(Source: stevenatasha, via sambergandys)